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A Nice Surprise for a Low Budget
How cute! How the hell does this thing work? These were my first thought when this package arrived at my home. For lack of a box for packaging, it looked like a whole lot of cables with two egg-like add-ons. It took me some time figuring out what went where and how. Luckily, my husband is an intelligent man who’s good with technology, and it took him mere seconds to find out what was supposed to go where. So now I have a remote control, which is also the charger with a USB connection, a bullet vibrator and a small tongue vibrator, all attached to each other. Interesting. How does this feel while being used?
Packaging and Description
As stated before, there is no packaging to speak of. The toy is delivered in a simple plastic bag. This isn’t too weird, considering the price you pay for a vibrator like this. The set consists of a remote control (with cute bear ears ?), a bullet vibrator and a tongue vibrator. The bullet and the tongue parts are small, smaller than what I am used to in other vibrators. There is no smell to the product. Both are 56 millimeters long, which is tiny, even for a bullet. The tongue itself is only a centimeter in width. The product is coated in soft silicone.
I must say the toy feels less flimsy than I expected it would. The website says it’s completely waterproof. There are ten different vibration modes, even though the website says there are twenty. The ten ways are interesting in variation. However, it does make a lot of noise. I wouldn’t like to use it if I was close to someone who I wouldn’t want it to hear. Especially during use, after having put all components in the right places, it rattles a lot. It was so loud, it even distracted me, but I’m a thorough tester, so I continued.
My Experience
Not that bad, actually. I’m usually quite fond of vibrators that are clitoral only, so that’s where I started with this one. And yes, the vibrations are intense enough. But the surface of the tongue-part is so small, I had to put it precisely over my clitoris. And that was okay, but it didn’t do the trick for me. So, I pushed the bullet in my vagina. Not even all the way, just at the entrance, but that was good enough. Combining the two stimulations, was enough to bring me to an easy orgasm. And that was more than I had expected of such a cheap toy.
Conclusion
Even strange, weird-looking toys straight from China can be okayish. When I saw the size of this toy, I had little faith this set would bring me any pleasure. But it was actually quite lovely, especially if you use it in the way it was designed. Who does that anyway? :p
It makes quite some noise, so I wouldn’t recommend it to people with roommates. And the build isn’t such that it will last you several years. But if you’re looking for a new sensation, or for a lower-budget choice to getting off, then this is a good-enough product. It’s a fun design, and it gives a different feeling than a regular vibrator, which you can buy for a comparable price. This alienesque tongue brought me to a fast orgasm, so I’m sure it can work for others too. And when you see how many times it has been ordered, I’m not the only one.
Evaluation
Overall: 6
Pros:
- Cheap
- Innovative design
- 10 vibrating modes
- Waterproof
- Rechargeable through USB
- Remote control has bear-ears
Cons:
- Not whisper quiet
- Tongue is small
- Bullet is small
Where to Buy
You can find this vibrator here:
https://nl.aliexpress.com/item/1005003027152098.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.0.0.70df3620EP3TTc
I bought this product myself. This post is not sponsored.