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Betty’s Toy Box asked me to review an anal toy by exception. My body doesn’t always agree with it, but I knew I couldn’t say no when I saw this toy’s picture. I mean, a gnome butt plug! And it’s pink! This has precisely the eccentricity and weirdness that I love; a garden gnome you can put in your butt; what more could I ask for?
This Anal Gnome is from the brand ‘Naughty Bits,’ by whom I’ve reviewed other exciting toys. Those were fun and interesting; I guess this one will fit that bill too.
Packaging and Description
This Anal Gnome comes delivered in transparent packaging through which you can clearly see the product. I love how they added a picture of grass in the background to stress this toy’s ‘gnome’ aspect. The box states the main features: premium silicone, waterproof, incredible texture and – wait for it – ’a troll for your hole’. As a writer, I’m proud of the company for that tagline.
The product is 10.25 centimetres long and 5 centimetres wide. It’s body-safe, unscented and phthalate free. There’s also a one-year warranty.
Inside the packaging are only the toy and a small manual. One thing I dislike about the manuals from CalExotics is that they are very standard and are added to all their products. This manual gives instructions on how to add and recharge the batteries. It always makes me turn over the toy twice to see if this really is just a butt plug and not secretly a vibrator too. No, it’s not. That is entirely okay; I just wish they would pay a little more attention and add a manual only for dildos and buttplugs. Petty, I know.
The gnome buttplug feels highly sturdy. It’s not flexible in any way. Especially the gnome’s head is very smooth, but the sculpting of the face is well done and interesting too. Since it’s textured, it’s bound to gather dirt in use, but the material is easy to clean.
I have one significant downside to the gnome’s sculpting: you can’t see its bare butt! He’s wearing regular pants.
When I was a kid, there was a cartoon of a gnome on Dutch TV, David de Kabouter, and you would always see his butt in the intro. The things you remember…
I did some research and the English title is ‘David and the Gnomes’ but the intro I find on Youtube does not include this drying off his backside clip 😠 So we’ll have to make do with this:
When the circumstances were right, I tested the toy with the help of my husband. We added plenty of lubricant and inserted the toy. I couldn’t take it all the way, but enough to get a good feel of the product. It’s pretty rigid, so you feel ‘filled’ quickly. And, of course, my husband made plenty of jokes about putting a ‘troll inside my hole.’ It was a fun experience, and I might even train some more to have a full anal gnome experience.
The Naughty Bits® Anal Gnome™Butt Plug is a fun, high-quality product. It feels sturdy enough to be used multiple times, and you have a year’s warranty. There aren’t any moving bits, so it’s unlikely to break. And, in all fairness, it’s a splendid gift. This butt plug will bring a smile to anyone with a tiny bit of humour. And it’s a perfect bedroom decoration too. So yes, in my opinion, this is the ideal ‘troll in your hole’ experience for anyone!
- It’s a gnome 😀
- 1-year warranty
- Quite large
Overall: 8 out of 10
End verdict: Love
Where To Buy
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