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Introduction to the honest review of the Suck and Kiss by Funzze
If you’re looking for a way to level up your external stimulation, the Funzze Suck and Kiss is a pretty unique entry into the world of suction toys. It’s a dual-action device that attempts to combine the pulling sensation of a vacuum with the targeted vibration of a tongue, all while covering the entire vulva. It’s definitely a departure from your standard, sleek massager, but for a specific type of sensation-seeker, it’s worth a look.
The Box
The packaging is clean and compact, which is standard for Funzze. Everything is well-protected within the box, ensuring the silicone arrives clean and free of any dust or debris from the manufacturing process.
The Toy
The first thing you’ll notice is the aesthetic. It’s… an acquired taste. It has a very specific, almost character-like look that manages to be cute and a little bit weird at the same time. I love toys that look like this and seeing a mouth such a this always makes me giggle. If you prefer your toys to look like high-end, minimalist decor, this isn’t the one. However, the build quality is solid. It’s made of soft, skin-safe silicone that feels high-quality and smooth. The device is designed as a large vacuum cup that fits around the vulva, featuring textured “lips” and a central “tongue” that handles the vibration. It has a decent weight to it, which helps with stability during use.
Features of the Suck and Kiss Funzze
This is a dual-action device. The outer ring creates a vacuum suction effect around the vulva, providing a continuous pulling sensation, while the central tongue and lips provide intense, localized vibration. The controls are located on the base, allowing you to cycle through various vibration patterns and suction intensities. It’s USB rechargeable and the seamless silicone construction makes it very straightforward to clean with warm water and a dedicated toy cleaner.
Who It’s For
This toy is for the person who finds standard clitoral vibrators too “point-and-click” and wants something that provides a broader, more immersive sensation. It’s ideal for those who love the feeling of suction and want to pair it with intense vibration. Because of the way it’s designed to “hug” the anatomy, it’s best suited for those who want an “all-over” sensation.
My Experience
In all honesty, I wasn’t sure what to expect of this toy. That’s a bit of a lie, since I used to have a dedicated vacuum pump toy twenty years ago. I guess I was unsure this Suck & Kiss by Funzze would hit the same way. But it did! I found it easy to place the vacuum on my vulva and it was easy to turn it on. The added vibrations from the lips and tongue were wild. It was just as good as the vacuum toy of my past. Every time I used it, it brought me to an easy and delicious orgasm.
Verdict
The standout feature here is definitely the dual-action sensation; having the suction and the vibration working simultaneously provides a level of stimulation that a single-function toy just can’t match. The build quality is reliable, and the silicone is very comfortable.
The main limitation is the design. It’s not a “discreet” toy, and the aesthetic is definitely more “fun and quirky” than “elegant.” Additionally, because it relies on a vacuum seal, the effectiveness will depend heavily on how well the cup fits your specific anatomy. If you love the sensation of a vacuum and don’t mind a toy that looks a little bit funny, this is a highly effective option. If you want something sleek and subtle, you may want to pass. For me it’s a winner!
Evaluation
9 out of 10
End verdict: Love
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