So, you’re looking for an affordable fucking machine? Acmejoy has one just for you. It’s vibrating, rotating, thrusting, and heating. Sounds like a true winner.
Fucking machines have always intrigued me. When they appear in porn, it always seems like a fantastic concept. No getting tired, not getting cramps, only continuous fucking. Especially as a sexual submissive, it sounds like the perfect adventure. But the first ones on the market cost thousands of Euros. Way out of my reach. Then the price dropped to 1000 – 1500 Euros. Still too much for something I didn’t know for sure I was going to enjoy. We made one ourselves; that was an intriguing concept. And now Acmejoy offered to send me one to test: the Cal-8 Thrusting Rotating Vibrating Multi-angle Heating Remote Control Sex Machine. Not only does it have many features, but it’s also quite affordable. The only question which remains is: will it work?
Packaging and Description
The Cal-8 Sex Machine comes delivered in a tight black box with the aptly chosen words ‘Sex Time’ on it. According to the manual, this is the ‘Telescopic Lover.’ Be careful when you open the packaging; small items can fall out when you pull out the contents. Inside the box are the dildo, an installation to attach it to, a remote control, a charging cable, and a manual. It looks like a complete set designed to bring pleasure.
The dildo is quite impressive, with 28 centimetres, of which nearly 15,5 cms is insertable. The product is IPX 7 waterproof. It’s not precisely whisper quiet, though it makes less noise than I had expected for these features. Though despite the fancy features, the product looks a bit cheap. It’s functional, definitely, but you can see it’s not gonna last you five years.
It can be a slight challenge to put the suction cup installation together, but I managed it, and I have little building expertise 😉 If you don’t use the suction cup, it’s not that stable. On cloth like I use as a background and on the bed linen, it easily topples over because of the weight of the dildo. But surely we can work around that. The remote control works flawlessly and connects without any problem. There are 8 vibration patterns and 8 thrusting patterns, plenty of options for everybody. And above all these features, there is also a heating function on the vibrator to heighten the human simulation 😉
I was apprehensive about testing this product because of its abilities and dimensions. And yes, I had to be very aroused to try it. But boy, I was glad I did. The experience with the Cal-8 telescopic lover is quite much, maybe even overwhelming. The penis’s ridges managed to stimulate just the right spots. So I was pretty happy with just the vibrations, but then I turned on the heating, followed by the thrusting. And I’m sure you can imagine what happened when my husband took control of the remote. We had a fun time playing together.
The Cal-8 Thrusting Rotating Vibrating Multi-angle Heating Remote Control Sex Machine by Acme Joy is the perfect way to see if a fucking machine could work for you. It’s got many features and definitely looks the part. The added heating features and the remote control are like the cherry on the cake. Yes, it looks like the product for its price, but the abilities don’t suffer for it. While it will not last forever, I’m sure this sex machine will bring you loads of joy. I know we’re going to use it again. We have more adventures to uncover with this device.
- 4 features: Thrusting, rotating, vibrating and heating
- Remote control
- IPX 7 waterproof
- Cheap look
8 out of 10
End verdict: Love
Where To Buy
Use the code ‘Acme26’ for a 20% discount on this product!
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