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Ever since we started doing regular spankings, I long for the feel of this pain: the warm burn, the sharp stings and the long glow. Unfortunately, I’ve discovered that not all pain is equal. Some implements are just evil.
At a fair in Germany, we found this cane and brought it home for only 5 Euros.
Now, unlike a lot of people who hate canes in general, for me, it’s usually not that bad. Yes, it stings, and it’s not my favourite implement, but the way my Dominant handles it, it’s quite doable. This red ‘Bastardo’ however, is a different story. I hate it with everything inside of me, and I wish it were never invented. Let’s explore why…
Packaging and Description
Since we bought the cane at a fair, there was no packaging to speak of. This is not to discredit the company in any way, it’s just the nature of how products are displayed when at a fair or market.
The website states the implement is made of Makrolon. I’ve been told this whip is similar to the one used in horse-riding. Those whips are made from PVC or a similar synthetic material. The handle is made of rubber.
The length is 75 cms.
The one we bought is red in colour, on the website it’s also available in pink, black and neon-blue.
My Experience
So why the earlier stated hatred for this implement? That’s because it stings, and it stings badly. The pain is incomparable to any other whip we own. Because of its synthetic origin, the skin absorbs the blow, and it hurts a lot. For me, I can’t even digest the pain. I only try to move away and avoid any next blows. It doesn’t matter if you hit hard or soft with it, the pain is evil. I loathe the moment my Dominant takes it out of the closet and fervently wish it will disappear again quickly.
Conclusion
The ‘El Bastardo’ from Mchurt.eu is my least favourite spanking implement ever. Is it a bad product? No, not at all. It’s sturdy, it’s cheap to buy, and I think it will last many years. Should you want to discipline your submissive in earnest, then yes, this is a great choice. But be careful about the power you’re wielding. When your submissive cries tears of pain after swats with ‘El Bastardo,’ don’t think he or she is merely acting up. This cane is a thousand times more painful than your average bamboo cane. Unless you think that’s just the punishment that was needed.
Evaluation
Pros
- Cheap
- Bright colours
- Easy to handle
Cons
- Hurts diabolically
- Brings pain unimaginable
- Stings badly
Overall: 8 out of 10
Yikes
Let me be clear here: the ‘Yikes’ is not because it’s a bad product. I just couldn’t bring myself to put a ‘Love’ stamp on it since it hurts too freaking much. If your intention is to bring intense pain to your sub, then, by all means, buy this product. But use it with care.
Where to Buy
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I bought this product myself. The links above are not sponsored or affiliate links. It’s only my personal opinion of the product 🙂
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