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Motsutoys sent me this stroker for free in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own. This post contains affiliate links.
Rating: 8 out of 10
Croissant Stroker Unboxing Video
Introduction to the Croissant Stroker Review
Motsutoys approached me with the question if I wanted to review the Bread de Ecstasy croissant, and of course, curious as I am, I said yes! I’ve been reviewing Motsutoys products for about two years now, starting with the Kyo Capsule 2 and the NUPU 3. It’s a Dutch shop that brings Japanese toys to Europe, and what I love most about them is their wonderfully weird range, always in boxes with amazing illustrations. And it doesn’t get much weirder, or more wonderful, than a croissant you can have sex with. So let’s check it out!
First Impressions: Unboxing the Croissant
The box alone made me smile. There’s a beautiful anime-style baker on the front, and the illustrations go on all around it. Even the inside of the box is printed in the same style. I giggled the whole time I was unpacking it.
And then the croissant itself. It’s huge! It’s a big, heavy, golden croissant that really looks like the one from your bakery, only several sizes up.
What Is the Bread de Ecstasy Croissant?
It’s a manual stroker (an onahole, as these Japanese toys are called) in the shape of a croissant, made by the Japanese brand Seiraku Toys. According to Motsutoys it’s made of TPE, weighs 935 grams and measures 22 x 13 x 10 cm. That’s almost nine inches of croissant.
The back of the box shows the inside, and the maker gave each of the five zones its own name: the French Crusty Gate, Butter Waves, Doughy Ridges, the Flaky Squeeze and the Croissant Climax Cove. I couldn’t have come up with better descriptions myself!
How the Croissant Feels
In the hand it’s soft and squishy, and a little sticky, even through the plastic wrapping. That’s normal for TPE. The opening looks flaky, like a real croissant that’s been torn open.
For the real test I needed help, so my husband tried it for me. His first reaction: “Never thought I’d be fucking a croissant, but there’s a first time for everything.”
His report: it felt large enough and definitely tight enough. Funny detail: you don’t actually feel or notice the flaky inside while you use it. The flakiness is something for the eyes. It simply fits when you look at the toy and inspect it.
It needed about as much lube as any toy like this. He used a silicone lube, because that was the closest one at hand, and it worked well. (Water-based lube is the usual advice for soft toys like this, so that’s the safe choice.)
The whole experience reminded us of the apple pie scene in American Pie. If you’ve seen the film, you know exactly what I mean.
Cleaning and Storing the Croissant
Cleaning toys like this is always a bit of a hassle, and the croissant is no exception. My husband rinses it with water and then dries the inside with a stick wrapped in kitchen towel. After cleaning, it stayed slightly sticky. Once it was dry enough, it went back into the box it came in.
Who Is the Croissant Stroker For?
It’s perfect for men who want to try something truly unique, and for fans of Japanese toys and their anime-style artwork. It’s not for you if you want a simpler, cleaner, streamlined product.
Evaluation
Pros:
- Unique design
- Gorgeous box
- Tight fit
- Generous size
- Fun factor
Cons:
- Cleaning hassle
- Slightly sticky
Verdict: Is the Croissant Stroker Worth It?
Yes! The Bread de Ecstasy croissant is exactly why I love Motsutoys: it’s strange, it’s funny, it comes in a beautiful box, and it does its job well. It’s tight, it’s big, and it made me giggle from the moment I opened the box. Cleaning takes some effort and it stays a little sticky, like most toys of this kind. If you want a toy with a story, this is the one.
Overall: 8 out of 10
Where to Buy the Croissant Stroker
Bread de Ecstasy Croissant at Motsutoys
Use the code LIZBLACKX for 15% off at Motsutoys.com (not on new releases or collaboration products). Motsutoys ships from the Netherlands, and if you’re in the US, their sister shop Onahole.com ships from America.
This product was given to me by Motsutoys in exchange for an honest review. That I received this product for free has not influenced my opinion in any way. The links above are affiliate links, which means I earn a little commission if you order it through this link. This will help keep this website up and allow me to write more reviews for you!
P.S. Do you like your pastries a little naughty? I also write erotica as Liz Black, and my newest series is set in a French pâtisserie. You’ll find it at lizblackx.nl.
