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Review Cherry Vibrating Love Egg by Funzze
It’s been 13 years of reviewing sex toys, and yet there are still designs that can surprise me. This little cherry was one of those. It’s so small and cute that you wonder if it is even a capable vibrator.
I have to say, though, I’m not at all shocked that it’s a Funzze product. I’ve been a huge fan of this brand a long time now, mostly because they aren’t afraid to be playful. So much of the adult industry is stuck in a loop of making things look like high-end massage tools—sleek, but a little sterile. Funzze does something different. They lean into these unique, vibrant, and colorful designs that feel much more approachable and, honestly, just a lot of fun. They have this knack for making toys that look like art pieces while still maintaining a really high standard of build quality. Whenever a Funzze package arrives, I know I’m going to be looking at something visually stunning, but this little cherry has a specific kind of charm that really caught my eye.
Funzze Cherry: Unboxing and What’s Included
The packaging is straightforward and keeps things simple. Inside, you get the cherry itself, a small fabric pouch for storage, and a USB-A charging cable with a dedicated pin. There’s also a small manual and a business card from Funzze. It’s a minimal set-up, but everything you need is there, and the inclusion of a storage pouch is a nice touch for a toy this small.
Build Quality: Silicone, Size, and Feel
This is a bright red cherry with a green stem. The silicone has a smooth, matte finish that feels soft to the touch rather than tacky, which is exactly what you want for something this small. It’s incredibly lightweight at only 34 grams, making it feel almost like a piece of candy in your hand. In terms of size, the cherry body is about 4.5 by 4 centimeters, and the green stem extends about 7 centimeters, which provides a much more tactile, easy-to-hold experience than a standard egg style.
Vibration Modes and Controls
The controls are kept to a single button on the device. It’s intuitive: one button to power on and cycle through nine different vibration patterns. It’s not overly complex, but it covers enough ground to keep things interesting. The toy is splashproof, so it’s fine for use in the bath, though I wouldn’t recommend a full submersion. For charging, there is a small “DC” port on the device where the included pin connects.
Who Should Buy the Funzze Cherry?
This is a fun, low-pressure addition to a collection. It’s an ideal gift—either for yourself or a partner—because it’s playful and non-intimidating. It’s perfect for someone looking for a discreet, portable option for clitoral stimulation, or as a lightweight “extra” for a night in.
My Experience
There are those toys that you think: that can never work. But, I’m a tester so of course I tried the toy. And you know what? It works perfectly! I held it to my clit while fantasizing and watching content that turns me on. I didn’t even have to try very hard to get aroused. The cherry felt very pleasant and I quickly reached an orgasm. And you know what? This small cherry has even gained its spot, hidden in the pouch, in the top drawer of my writing desk in my office. It’s a perfect toy to keep close by!
Evaluation of the Funzze Cherry Vibrating Love Egg
Pros:
- Compact size
- Matte silicone
- Multiple patterns
- USB rechargeable
- Playful design
- Lightweight build
- Fun
Cons:
- Splashproof only
- Pin charging
- Single button
Final Verdict: Is the Funzze Cherry Worth It?
The standout here is the power-to-size ratio. Don’t let the tiny, cute aesthetic fool you; it packs a punch that belies its weight. It’s a fun, high-quality little toy that’s easy to play with and even easier to gift.
Who should buy: Anyone looking for a playful, powerful, and compact clitoral vibrator.
Who should skip: Someone looking for deep, rumbly internal stimulation; this is strictly about external/clitoral play.
Overall 8 out of 10
End verdict: Love
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