Have you ever had phone sex? And then I mean literal sex with your phone? No? Well, Svakom has the perfect solution for you with the Svakom Retro Telephone Massager. It is shaped like an old-school telephone but has all the features you would want from a modern vibrator. Read the review down below.
Every brand I’ve ever known strives for creativity and uniqueness. Once in a while, these ambitions come together in one toy, as with the Svakom Retro Telephone Massager, sponsored by Honeysx.com. When I first saw it, I was smitten. The product looks cool, it’s not what you expect, and I would never have come up with the concept. Perfect in every way. Let’s look at what the toy holds and how it works. And, most importantly, does it serve its purpose?
Packaging and Description
The Svakom Retro Telephone Massager comes delivered in a carton box. I was slightly disappointed by the size; I had thought it was larger. The disappointment melted away when I actually saw the product. When you stack it all together, you have an actual phone! The base of the product is what holds everything together. On the side, you can plug in either the receiver (which functions as a vibrator) or the nipple clamps (vibrating). All the blue elements are silicone and thus perfectly suitable for sex play. I love the combination with the gold metal. This makes it look elegant and chic.
The phone’s body has suction technology on top when you pull out the metal plug which holds the receiver. Not only does the body have suction, but it also vibrates. The bottom of this compartment is covered with ABS plastic and perfectly moulded to fit your body, whether you want to place it on your labia on whatever other body part.
There are three buttons. The left one turns on the vibration of the base. It has three simple vibration modes, only continuous vibrations in soft, medium and hard. The middle button on the toy turns on the suction in the same three modes. The right button handles vibrations of either the receiver or the nipple clamps, whichever one you plug in. This section has six vibration modes, three continuous and three variable ones. The receiver and the nipple clamps vibrate in the same patterns.
The product is IPX7 waterproof and is whisper quiet. Next to the product, the box also holds a charging cable and a pouch for safekeeping. In a perfect world, you would want to display this toy and look at it always, but that might not always be possible.
I was actually really excited to try this toy. I mean, I had studied all the capabilities, and it looked really versatile. Luckily, my hopes came true. I began with the suction part of the toy; this got me in the mood quickly. Because I didn’t want to reach my orgasm too fast, I changed to using the bottom of the base and the receiver bits. Then I swapped to the nipple clamps.
They have tiny silicone nubs on the inside for gripping, and I must say they are one of the most comfortable clamps I have ever tried. I briefly turned on the vibrations, which was too much for me, so I pulled the plug and switched back to the receiver. With the suction toy on my clit and the receiver next to it, I reached my orgasm. It was definitely a pleasant and fun experience.
The ‘Svakom Retro Telephone Massager’ I received from Honeysx.com is original, unique and fun, all in one package. It’s not often a sex toy really wows me, but this Svakom toy indeed did. Its shape is different and unique, and the functionality is good. It will be a perfect addition to anyone’s collection. It’s an ideal gift, both for yourself or your loved one. I hope you will fall in love with the toy as much as I did.
- Unique design
- Suction technique and vibration two ways
- Optional vibrating nipple clamps
- Whisper quiet
- Small size
Overall: 9 out of 10
End verdict: Love
Where To Buy
This product was given to me by Honeysx.com in exchange for an honest review. That I received this product for free has not influenced my opinion in any way. The links above are affiliate links, which means I earn a little commission if you order it through this link. This will help keep this website up and allow me to write more reviews for you!